What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Octopussy

Live and Let Die

Dr No

Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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